Kids Life Jacket

- Kids bee jokes lol?
KIDS AND BEE JOKES………….. •What kind of bees hum and drop things? A fumble bee! •What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey! •How does a queen bee get around her hive? She's throne! •What does the bee Santa Claus say? Ho hum hum! •What do bees chew? Bumble gum! •What does a bee say before it stings you? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you! •What's a bee-line? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! •What is a baby bee? A little humbug! •Can bees fly in the rain? Not without their little yellow jackets! •Why did the bee started talking poetry? He was waxing lyrical! •What goes zzub, zzub? A bee flying backwards! •What are the cleverest bees? Spelling bees! •Why do bees buzz? Because they can't whistle! •What kind of bee can't be understood? A mumble bee! •What does a bee get at McDonalds? A humburger! •What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry? An aero-drone! •What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him? He's bee-witched! •Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box! •Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! •What did the bee to the other bee in summer? Swarm here isn't it! •What is a bee's favorite classical music composer? Bee-thoven! •Who writes books for little bees? Bee-trix Potter! •What's a bees favorite novel? The Great Gats-bee! •What bee is good for your health? Vitamin bee! •What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea? A bee in a submarine! •What's more dangerous than being with a fool? Fooling with a bee! •What did the confused bee say? To bee or not to bee! •What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries? A bramble bee! •Who is the bees favorite pop group? The bee gees! •What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk? An animal that stinks and stings! •Who is the bees favorite singer? Sting! •What does a queen bee do when she burps? Issues a royal pardon! •What did the spider say to the bee? Your honey or your life! •Who is a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Beecasso! •Why do bees have sticky hair? Beacuse of the honey combs! •What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet? A bee is an aeroplane. •Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words! •What's a bees favorite flower? A bee-gonias! •What do bees do if they want to use public transport? Wait at a buzz stop! •What is the bees favorite film? The Sting! •What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold! •What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger! •What TV station do bees watch? Bee bee c one! •What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-hive yourself! •How many bees do you need in a bee choir? A humdred! •Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees? Because they kept droning on and on! •Where do bees go on holiday? Stingapore! •What do you call a bee born in May? A maybe! And finally…what would you like to say to Jake right now….Bee Gone you **** ** *** ***!

A hello uncle Jake, my sister my brother and i are laughing so hard our bellies hurt. we will like to give all these stars bcause you are so funny **********************************************************************************************************************.

- Here are some things that you might consider to give/pas down to your kids?
Here they are: 1. A lucky number. Long before Jordan sanctified it, number 23 was lucky just because Dad said it was. He'd look for it everywhere. Forty years later, his grandchildren fill the lane on the break wearing the number he decided was theirs. Memories accrete around specific things. 2. A passion for tax-free growth. 3. About $3,000. An inheritance cuts your kids' ambition in half, robs them of the satisfaction of making their own way, and keeps them from lessons worth learning. So you spend it. 4. A team to love. It's a durable pleasure, best passed from father to child. 5. A team to hate. Despising a team--with all the venom you can muster and for no discernible reason--is a gift that gives life shape. Death to the Astros! 6. A will. And prearrange a really, really, really inexpensive funeral, too. Rule: Money is best spent on people who are alive. 7. Love of country. The quiet, grateful kind. 8. A decent carving knife. 9. A dented wheelbarrow. Associate yourself with stupid donkey work, as in moving this stuff that's here, over there. 10. A fragment of inspiring verse. Memorized, so they'll always have it when they need it. 11. Stories of your screwups. In the interest of less pedestal, more human, be sure they've heard tell of your greatest misses. 12. A holy book. Your copy of the Bible or Torah, if either has sustained you. Your Huck Finn or Heart of Darkness, if you're of a literary cast. An atlas of the world around which a pilgrim is free to roam. 13. Enthusiasm for two movies: one stupid, one stirring. Say, Caddyshack and Braveheart. 14. A tattered road map. An old-fashioned, service-station map of a region you've traveled a lot with the family. It should have a few words scribbled on it, a couple of routes highlighted in yellow. Some of the crease lines should be torn from wear. 15. A baseless prejudice in favor of a particular make of car. Everybody knows that [fill in name of car manufacturer here] makes the best cars on the road. Period. End of story. 16. A family catchphrase. A brief yelp that captures your take on life and can invoke your spirit long after you're dead. More in the manner of "Onward!" than "Life's a bitch, then you die." 17. Respect for baby steps. Most work gets done an inch at a time. Teach them to just break ground. 18. A coat. Barn jacket, tweed topcoat, or camo hunting shell, there's something warm about the old man's coat. 19. A patented shot. You put the hoop up in the driveway, didn't you? Tell me you did, Dad. Name your unique fall-away jumper (The Dagger) or sky hook (Death from Above). Even memories require marketing. 20. U.S. savings bonds. They seem the very symbol of hope. 21. A handwritten description of a happy day. So what if you're not Tolstoy? Scribble a few contented lines about that 16th of October and stash it in your desk for postdeath discovery. 22. A pleasure in people. Some get annoyed that people are so odd; lucky folks know that's the fun part. 23. A maintenance jones. If they see you changing the oil in the driveway, they'll learn to get more service from their stuff and have deeper friendships.

A Sounds great except for the team to hate. I don't want to be the one to teach a child to hate a stranger.