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A young mother, a slippery street-A tragic accident that will change her family's lives forever... Danica Burdick has beaten the odds of teenage motherhood and one failed marriage, to build a new life with her soulmate, Jimmy. Add three gorgeous kids and she truly has it all. Then she slips. What will become of her two older children if her wily ex-husband succeeds in seeing her dead? Will the authorities nail the man who runs her over and flees? And the toughest question of all-How will her parents, her best friends, and her beloved husband ever live without her? Much like the heroine of Slippery, you will find yourself holding on for dear life, as you navigate the profound twists and turns of a suspense novel written by a master story-teller.
A young mother, a slippery street-A tragic accident that will change her family's lives forever... Danica Burdick has beaten the odds of teenage motherhood and one failed marriage, to build a new life with her soulmate, Jimmy. Add three gorgeous kids and she truly has it all. Then she slips. What will become of her two older children if her wily ex-husband succeeds in seeing her dead? Will the authorities nail the man who runs her over and flees? And the toughest question of all-How will her parents, her best friends, and her beloved husband ever live without her? Much like the heroine of Slippery, you will find yourself holding on for dear life, as you navigate the profound twists and turns of a suspense novel written by a master story-teller.
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- Why are parents so touchy about telling their kids what to do?
I am life guarding at a pool year round while I am college. It's an easy job that just brings in some spending money, while I go to school. I work with a lot of parents and kids though and I have noticed that some parents get violently angry when you tell their child what to do, even if it is for their own safety. I am always extremely gentle when working with children. I don't yell and I use a little kid voice. For instance, the floor surrounding the pool where I work at is tiled and gets very slippery when wet. I often have to tell kids not to run. Well, often I get parents yelling at me to not tell their kid what to do when all I am doing is telling them not to run. Some of these parents put their hands in my face and threaten me. Or recently, a parent brought their 2 year old in to the pool and she just put him in a life jacket and then put him in the pool and walked away to sit down. I told her this wasn't safe and then she got angry and told me that it was her child and that I had no business lecturing her about parenting, even though I said nothing about her parenting. What is it with parents these days? I was raised by my grandmother and I was taught to always follow the rules that people of authority gave me. If someone older than me told me not to run then I was not to run. If someone older than me told me that I wasn't use certain language then I just did not use that language. I was always taught to obey my teachers, my babysitters, etc. It seems like these days no one can tell kids anything without the parents flipping out. I often accompany my sister to "parent teacher conferences" because she doesn't speak English and I always hear parents yelling at teachers because the teacher told their child to not do something, something that is usualy violent or dangerous. What gives?
A Some parents are not very good parents. They don't seem to be able to discipline their kids. It's as if saying, No, to them is wrong. I'm a teacher. There are more good parents than poor ones. It's just that the poor ones and their kids stand out and draw of attention to themselves by their less than stellar behavior. Don't stop keeping the children safe. You are doing the right thing. Be strong----Good Luck!
I am life guarding at a pool year round while I am college. It's an easy job that just brings in some spending money, while I go to school. I work with a lot of parents and kids though and I have noticed that some parents get violently angry when you tell their child what to do, even if it is for their own safety. I am always extremely gentle when working with children. I don't yell and I use a little kid voice. For instance, the floor surrounding the pool where I work at is tiled and gets very slippery when wet. I often have to tell kids not to run. Well, often I get parents yelling at me to not tell their kid what to do when all I am doing is telling them not to run. Some of these parents put their hands in my face and threaten me. Or recently, a parent brought their 2 year old in to the pool and she just put him in a life jacket and then put him in the pool and walked away to sit down. I told her this wasn't safe and then she got angry and told me that it was her child and that I had no business lecturing her about parenting, even though I said nothing about her parenting. What is it with parents these days? I was raised by my grandmother and I was taught to always follow the rules that people of authority gave me. If someone older than me told me not to run then I was not to run. If someone older than me told me that I wasn't use certain language then I just did not use that language. I was always taught to obey my teachers, my babysitters, etc. It seems like these days no one can tell kids anything without the parents flipping out. I often accompany my sister to "parent teacher conferences" because she doesn't speak English and I always hear parents yelling at teachers because the teacher told their child to not do something, something that is usualy violent or dangerous. What gives?
A Some parents are not very good parents. They don't seem to be able to discipline their kids. It's as if saying, No, to them is wrong. I'm a teacher. There are more good parents than poor ones. It's just that the poor ones and their kids stand out and draw of attention to themselves by their less than stellar behavior. Don't stop keeping the children safe. You are doing the right thing. Be strong----Good Luck!
- Religiously speaking, how do you like my 100 rules for life?
1. Do not introduce self as role-playing character in public. 2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3. Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7. Note expressions. 8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9. Floor is slippery when wet. 10. Lake is slippery when dry. 11. Only talk to strangers you know. 12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15. Kill them for security purposes. 16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18. The men in white coats are not your friends. 19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24. Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attach fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
A 80, yeah I figured that out when I learnt to fly... Awww crap, I broke rule #79
1. Do not introduce self as role-playing character in public. 2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3. Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7. Note expressions. 8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9. Floor is slippery when wet. 10. Lake is slippery when dry. 11. Only talk to strangers you know. 12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15. Kill them for security purposes. 16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18. The men in white coats are not your friends. 19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24. Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attach fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
A 80, yeah I figured that out when I learnt to fly... Awww crap, I broke rule #79
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